That's why we're honoring these 31 people and their amazing, random acts of sarcasm. Someday, you might actually say something intelligent. So, what did you do with the diaper? In my book, it is noble deed, as noble as if not more, than praying to God right before your exams. Guy: But I don't know your name. Last week, I decided to collect as many sarcastic and funny remarks as I could, just for the fun of it. I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheatin with a hoe. It must have been a long, lonely journey. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today? She hit my arm trying to move me but I said what I had to and she moved away. If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below but be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook your dinner yourself! I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs. All day I thought of you. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from durex. I am just so talented. Not all relationships end well, in fact often things end badly. Guy: I want to give myself to you. Without wasting any more time, here's the list: 1.
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I just play one in your life. When someone is counting random numbers aloud. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Punching or physically assaulting someone is a crime, you will end up in prison with a bad record, however, insulting without using any curse word is not a crime. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others? Hey, does your grandfather own the stairs?! Arm yourself Ever wanted to be the comic who always has a comeback for everything? The only thing offending me right now is your face. You are like the first piece of bread, everybody touches you but no one wants you.
You could hurt him, you know! Mostly, they just like to act smart. Everything I say, can and will be used against me. Sarcastic Comebacks are often life savers. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. Did someone leave your cage open? Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you wasted, now go apologize to it. You just have bad luck at thinking. See more ideas about Savage comebacks, Funny insults and Comebacks.
You can put your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time! See more ideas about Savage comebacks, Funny insults and Comebacks. . You sound better with your mouth closed. Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells. Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you. Must have been a long and lonely journey. See more ideas about Comebacks, Funny disses and Savage comebacks.
Guy: Does beauty run in your family? These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Your heart may start racing or pounding loudly as you hear their voice for the first time in a while. It must have been none of your business then. The biggest blow to the smartass will be your unshaken demeanor, and of course the backfire. See more ideas about Savage comebacks, Funny insults and Comebacks.