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If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? A: Tomatoes In Singapore you can be publicly caned for failing to do what? Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Here are some playing options. Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? You can steer yourself any direction you choose. A person full of beer What are people who love eating ice called? S The comments have even more Easter eggs. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end? This leaves many individuals to ponder things they do not know and drive their own logical or sensible conclusion about it. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. Fun Questions to Ask Friends About Music Almost everyone listens to music.
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