This woman will be made to be a lot like you physically, only much more beautiful. At what time of day was Adam created? Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Now Dan was running faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him! Moses Moses was the next important man. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? A: A soccer match 34. Were you born in a barn? The bear lowered his right paw and brought both paws together. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Peter When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Â These are blatant groan-worthy quips that I hope will bring the slightest of smiles to your face. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me. When a woman decided to send the old family Bible to her brother in another state, the postal worker asked her if there was anything breakable in the package. What do you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player? The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending.
Even though this horse was also a long shot, the Southern Baptist was a little bolder this time and placed a larger bet on that horse. A: Because his friend said dinner is on me. Q: What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? Do you have any classic dad jokes from your family? What did the lawyer name his daughter? Q: What kind of key opens a banana? What fun Christian Pick-Up Line do you have to share? The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Because that is where his house is. He also told them to humor their fathers and mothers. She just puts it on her bill. I know you're not supposed to eat ham, but I don't understand why such a good thing would be forbidden. Secretary, please alter the record to show that the vote on the motion was 2 for, 8 against. Just always remember to place God first, and follow His will in all things. I told her to get out of my fort.
Adam and Eve's son, Cain, hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? The day came for the children to recite Psalm 23 before the congregation. Peter at the Pearly Gates. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A dyslexic man walks into a bra. No one comes to the Father except through me.
Bigger The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. Because Noah was standing on the deck. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A rebel without a Claus. There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. .
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire. Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof. Nuns are married to God! Aida sandwich for lunch today. He asked his neighbors to join them, but they said they would have to take a rain check. What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? Are you Episcopalian or Baptist? Q: How do we know that a lot of people in the Bible used fertilizer? Your hair is like a flock of goats.
What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes six people to collect all the money! Joseph wore a really loud sports coat. What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool? I called a psychic once. Q: What do lawyers wear to court? Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915? Then he tripped and fell on the ground. Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible? A: He wanted cold hard cash! Pilot was too chicken to stick up for Him, so he just washed his hands. Then they took a vote on the new program and only the pastor voted for it.